Skyfall Spoiler Musings

If you haven’t seen it shut your eyeholes.

  • Did anyone think Q was hotter than Bond in this?
  • I love how villains always make their crazy hacker code really visually interesting.  There must be a clearinghouse for villain graphic designers.
  • What man outside the movies ever wants a woman to shave him?!  Please stop with scenes like that.  They’re the anti-boner.
  • ENDING: That flashlight was Scooby Doo level shit at the end.  Come ON!  I kinda wish Javier had shot that Scottish douchebag.  
  • DARK KNIGHT SPOILER BELOW TOO BECAUSE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE MONTHS AGO YOU’LL BE MAD AT ME ON TWITTER FOR WARNING YOU 
  • I knew that chick was really smug during the movie, and when she was like, “Moneypenny.” I had a flashback to the Robin reveal in Dark Knight Rises.  Those actors clearly had a secret.  Namely: “I’m in the sequel bitches!”