If you haven’t seen it shut your eyeholes.
- Did anyone think Q was hotter than Bond in this?
- I love how villains always make their crazy hacker code really visually interesting. There must be a clearinghouse for villain graphic designers.
- What man outside the movies ever wants a woman to shave him?! Please stop with scenes like that. They’re the anti-boner.
- ENDING: That flashlight was Scooby Doo level shit at the end. Come ON! I kinda wish Javier had shot that Scottish douchebag.
- DARK KNIGHT SPOILER BELOW TOO BECAUSE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE MONTHS AGO YOU’LL BE MAD AT ME ON TWITTER FOR WARNING YOU
- I knew that chick was really smug during the movie, and when she was like, “Moneypenny.” I had a flashback to the Robin reveal in Dark Knight Rises. Those actors clearly had a secret. Namely: “I’m in the sequel bitches!”